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[eljay layout]: scythe @ mintyapple

Anon comments more than invited, IP logging off, replies screened until I may answer.


CHARACTER REMOVED FROM GAMEPLAY.

Thanks for all the fun times ♥

e l e m e n t s of ta x a t i o n

Facts, threads, Cross' recent woes -

(  - the ropes. )

[ bawdy tavern talk, laughter, then a gasp... silence... and gunshots, one, two, three bullets... four... five. Pause, then Cross' very heavy sighs and just as heavy grrrrrrr. ]

The filthy colour clash between an ugly red and a mink coat is very damaging to a handsome man's spirits.

[ bam. bam. bam. bam. ]

A sensitive soul shouldn't suffer through trauma alone. A very lovely creature should hold my hand.

[ pleasantly ]

Apprentice, good living is not a matter of practice. You must learn to improvise. Say, for instance, that you are afflicted with a questionable skin colour. You have not been trained for this. You must not let this deter you from the fine pursuit of your obligations. You must first reassure your allies - why no, my dear, it is not contagious. No, not through that way either. These are very precise questions, my love, is it that you are a physician? I have a strong sense of civic duty. If you must have every inch of my skin under your delectable hands for your studies, I couldn't possibly intervene with science.

[ female giggling ]

An Exorcist must be flexible, idiot apprentice. Although you are unprepared for the ugly colour scheme of re -...now blue on mink, you must know at once to acquire a wide variety of new garments. I have already told you about precaution: an Exorcist would not know whether he will not change colour throughout the day, so he will proceed to buy a compatible costume for every one of the principal colours. It is only intelligent. I shall illustrate this point for you. There is a lesson in everything. Now be a good boy and fetch your purse.


[ ooc: ...affected and willing to shop til he looks fashionable again. ]

( ][filtered :: exorcists][ )

Hate, dear? I couldn't possibly.

A handsome man has very strong features. Hatred would eschew them very badly.

But if it's sugar you want, my lovely, I am confident I can show you a sweet performance very appropriate for your divinity. Would you like some Romanée-Conti to relax you? Yes, that dog would love nothing more than to provide for you. Even deities tense ♥

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I am not responsible for your actions, but suppose I were to express a heavy interest in a particular brand of wine and an amount of intelligence. Suppose one of you fine City residents could help me in this earnest dilemma.

And suppose there were to be a reward. You like this, don't you? A reward.

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Family...? Hooooooo...? What an ugly day that was. As for my family -

...Allen? Have you walked your pet? This joyful man says we must walk her.

My dear, that you should have spread yourself so invitingly for me is appreciated, but unnecessary. That is too much trouble. We are not all blossoming adolescents with a very poor head on our shoulders. I know where to put my hands and what to do with you.

Yes, lie very still. I can manage to draw my lips all over you very sportively even without encouragement. We do all sort of things in public. We all have preferences. Mine? For one, I find that blonde is more apt than dark in your trade. I have sampled a large diversity all over the continent, the bubbling, the dulled, and the flat, and always settled on blonde.

Yes, I shall have you.

There are barely 99 of you left, after all. A handsome man must be timely.

Come here, LPink, come help me. It is very important for that poor boy's general education that he should see the two great men of his life taking their pleasure together.

[ ooc: yes, he is talking about beer >D ]

( ][private][personal notes][ )

( ][private][exorcists + bak + fou ][ )

Apprentice, a handsome man can't afford to reject tradition. It's a perfected art and it gives him many fine things.

Observe: traditionally, we can choose to strip you of your clothing before a ravenous pack of beautiful women hand chosen by your faithful Master, or we can strip you of your dignity. Advantages.

Your gift from your Master, in his wisdom, is also very traditional:



It's young, to reflect your unhealthy virginal charm. Forward it very wisely. There are also a few nothings.

Come here, Tim, don't be shy. Follow the whiskey creme trail.

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My dears, I have very strong faith in everything that has combined to make you lovely women of the Cities the fine, voluptuous examples of feminine perfection that you are.

Let's conspire to make me a free man that can exercise his religion and venerate your lovely figures on location. Allen I shall bring the wine.


[ ooc: manga page link not IC! Figured the non-DGM savy would wanna know why a chicken was chosen, of all things. Leaving livestock for your enemies should be a master-apprentice sorta rite. >D ]

( private :: allen )

( private :: all male exorcists, because the ladies know damn better )

A man surrounded by so many beautiful women has no business being cheap. Life's been very kind to him.

Well, keeping a harem takes trial and error. Here's your first lesson. Don't mess it up.


...if I run out of cigarettes, things might get complicated.


filtered from all contacted exorcists + the noah duo

Now, suppose I were to say I shan't go through their pockets. And suppose you believed me.

Tell me where we're keeping our dead.


( filtered: miranda lotto )

( ][private][allen][ )


Cover your eyes and ears, Lotto -

Manners, gentlemen, we're in a whorehouse.

If you bring your own toys, even the whores'll get offended.


( ][ easily hackable :: labeled private ][ )


[ooc: feel free to break through the last private tag - he's left it easily hackable on purpose, so he could see who'd be nosy enough to intrude. Yes, he's trying to make gunpowder, sob. ]

[ooc: ...sob, I know they don't count up, bare with me. ;_; SORRY FOR THE LENGTH.]